Tuesday, January 7, 2020

Kids Say the Darndest Things...

I fear i have diagnose myself with Depression.
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I swear it's the same routine e.v.e.r.y s.i.n.g.l.e d.a.y
I'm always, always an early riser.. 4am. By the time i make it to work its never later than 6.30am.. Why you may ask? I love it.! I love the tranquillity, office to myself, no f$#&%÷^ telephone ringing.!

So silent like my storms.. 🌩🌧

But this post is not about work. I'm here to tell you what my darling little angel said today..

So here we are watching NatGeo Wild. I would never, and i mean never let my 7year old watch anything that's indecent people, don't judge please.! It was a documentary only.!

So there was a Dr. that was talking about taking semens from a soft shell tortoise in china for reproductions. Considering they very rare and almost  extinct. They were discussing ways of how to procreate such.

The Dr was like 'it was unsuccessful due to the amount of sperm produce. It was simply not enough ....'

Then God's gift to mankind next to me asks me 'Mommy kisisa en sperm?' 'Mommy what is sperm?'

I never got a chance to respond to that before she's 'Oh Christ, thank God it didn't work. Would have been disgusting.'

My mind went straight to the gutter.!!! 😫😂 it was unintentional peeps..

What's your child like at home? Let me know..

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